Posted 3 hours ago

Something tumblr has taught me

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable 

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget the stars are not in position as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

(Source: im-gonna-wreck-it)

Posted 3 hours ago
thesedayswillpassyouby:

cyndaquil-fire:

snuffleupagusjaydaymay:

funny-addictive-blog:

Who knew watching pencils being sharpened could be so hypnotic?

this gif is fucking well made.



Where the fuck is the loop

thesedayswillpassyouby:

cyndaquil-fire:

snuffleupagusjaydaymay:

funny-addictive-blog:

Who knew watching pencils being sharpened could be so hypnotic?

this gif is fucking well made.

Where the fuck is the loop

(Source: sirmitchell)

Posted 4 hours ago

teapayne:

I’ve been 18+ since I was 12

Posted 4 hours ago

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

Posted 1 day ago
  1. Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  2. Me: *Scrolls past*
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  1. Me: I gave you everything I had, everything there was to me. My love, my support, my trust, my time... and this is what I get back? You're not even putting in any effort. Do you not even care? After everything we've been through? It's like the past year meant nothing to you. You know what? I'm done.
  2. Me: *turns off hockey game*